Pip writes your posts and answers your reviews. You just tap approve.
Connect your accounts, drop in your photos, and Pip drafts the content, schedules your week and replies to every Google review. From £39 a month.
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How Pip works, in one picture
“Live music Friday and the pie's back on.”
YouNothing is posted, scheduled or sent until you say yes.
Customers check you online before they visit. Your next customer is already looking you up.
Most people look at your Instagram and your Google reviews before they choose where to go. Keeping both current — posts, replies, event reminders — is a few hours of work every week, on top of running the place. Miss a week and the people looking you up see a quiet Instagram and unanswered reviews.
Hire an agency
Good work, but priced for bigger budgets and usually on a three-month minimum.
Too expensive to justifyUse a scheduling tool
Tools like Hootsuite and Buffer are built for marketing teams — dashboards, campaigns and setup before anything gets posted.
Still you doing the writingDo it yourself
That's a full working day a month spent writing posts and replies — time you don't have on a busy week.
Always the first thing to get droppedLet Pip do it
Pip drafts the week's posts and review replies from your calendar and menu. You approve them on your phone in a couple of minutes.
Two minutes a week from youSix jobs. You just tap approve or edit.
Connect your accounts, add your photos, and this is what Pip handles from day one. You stay in charge: nothing is published, scheduled or sent until you tap approve.
Connect your accounts once
Instagram, Facebook, your Google Business Profile and your Google Calendar. Pip then knows what’s on and where to post it. Revoke access any time.
Drop in your photos
Upload the shots from service and Pip crops, sizes and captions them for each platform. Your food and your room — never stock or generated imagery.
Pip drafts the content
Tell Pip what’s on in a sentence and it writes the posts in your voice — captions, stories, Facebook versions. Nothing publishes until you approve it.
Schedule your week or month
Drag the approved drafts into a week or a whole month. Pip fills the gaps around your events — bank holidays, match days, quiet Tuesdays.
Every Google review answered
Pip watches your listing, alerts you the minute a review lands and drafts a personal reply, good or bad. You approve, edit or send — it never posts alone.
Ask Pip how it’s going
No analytics dashboard to learn. Ask “how did last week go?” or “which post worked best?” and Pip reads your numbers, answers in plain English and tells you what to do next.
Also included: content calendar, review alerts, weekly reporting and your Google listing kept current.
This is what it looks like on a Tuesday night.
Pip works in one chat thread — the same place you ask it a question, read a drafted post or approve a review reply. Tap through the three jobs on the right to watch each one happen.
hey Pip, how did last week go?
The three jobs Pip does every week — tap one to watch it work.
Meet Pip. Four minutes to set up. Then it just runs.
Pip is the assistant doing the work — connected to your accounts, working at 11pm when you finally sit down, and never publishing a word without you.
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Connect your accounts
Instagram, Facebook, your Google Business Profile and your Google Calendar. Pip reads what’s already there and what’s coming up. Revocable any time.
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Add photos and tell Pip what’s on
Drop in the shots from service and describe the week in a sentence — “live music Friday, pie’s back on”. That’s the whole brief.
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Approve and schedule
Pip drafts the posts and every review reply. Approve, edit or ask for another version, then schedule the week or the month in one go.
Minutes a week, forever
An agency is £500 a month. Pip is £39.
Same jobs, done every week rather than when the retainer allows. Full pricing lands at launch — the free report is open now.
A hospitality social agency
£500–2,000
per month, on a three-month minimum
Ready Pip, from
£39/month
first month free · cancel any time
Without Pip, all the admin comes back. Every post unsent, every review unreplied to, every week of patchy presence — it returns the moment you stop.
The things landlords ask us first.
Something not covered? Email us and Charlotte will answer it herself. hello@readypip.com
What exactly is Ready Pip?
Ready Pip is an AI marketing assistant built for small UK hospitality businesses. You talk to Pip like you would a person — "live music Friday, pie's back on" — and it writes the posts, turns your photos into content, drafts a reply to every Google review and tells you what worked. Nothing publishes until you approve it.
How is this different from a social media agency?
A hospitality social agency costs £500–2,000 a month and works to their content calendar. Pip is from £39 a month, works at 11pm when you finally sit down, and only ever thinks about your venue rather than twenty accounts at once. Where an agency is right is strategy, photography and paid campaigns — Pip is for the weekly admin.
Does Pip reply to Google reviews for me?
Pip watches your Google Business Profile and drafts a personalised reply to every new review, good or bad, within minutes of it landing. You read it, change anything you want and tap approve. Replying consistently is one of the strongest local SEO signals a small venue has.
Which platforms do you support?
Instagram, Facebook and Google Business Profile at launch — the three places UK pubs, cafés and restaurants actually get found, booked and talked about.
Do I need to be any good at marketing?
No. Ready Pip is deliberately built for people who do not think of themselves as marketers. If you can describe your week to a regular at the bar, you can use it.
What is in the free 30-day report?
Connect one social account and Pip reads your last month: what you posted, what landed, how your reviews and replies look, and four ranked actions worth doing first. It quotes your own captions back to you rather than giving generic advice. About four minutes to set up, no card needed.
Read what your last month actually said.
Connect one social account and Pip scores your last 30 days, quotes your own captions back to you and ranks the four things worth fixing first. Free, no card, about four minutes.
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One report every 30 days. We'll never post anything without you.
One report every 30 days. We'll never post anything without you.